New Year Planning of Ultra Proportions

    I’ve never been a great fan of New Year’s eve, the social pressures generally make me quake with inadequacy. In recent years though I have discovered the joys of New Year planning, preferably to be conducted with a glass of wine and a credit card in hand. You need to...

    Convict Conditioning

    I’ve long held the fantasy that the only thing between me and a perfectly honed physique was a long stint in solitary confinement. I was obviously inspired by prison movies in my youth and still have images in my head of physical transformations behind bars. I’ve been tempted to buy...

    A Zombies, Run! Bore

    I’m afraid I have become a tragic Zombies, Run! bore. When I enthusiastically recount tales of my successful zombie evasion runs there are audible yawns from the direction of Lynn. We were in the park with friends yesterday, enjoying the unexpected good weather and an array of delightful picnic snacks....

    Zombies, Run! The iPhone app

    I’m Runner 5 and I’ve just been dropped into a zombie filled wasteland. It’s 11pm and I am, to put it politely, shitting myself. I’m the sort of girl who curls into a ball at the mere suggestion of being chased. I may even scream a little. So, I was...

    Urban Jessie

    I’ve clearly turned into a southern urban Jessie. 12k into today’s run saw me cursing farmers, the countryside and the god damn freezing weather conditions oop north. I even ran with a hat! The weekends long run coincided with a trip to the in-laws in Grantham where I normally opt...

    Born to Run

    I’ve just finished Chris McDougalls “Born to Run” and feel bereft now it’s all over. I’m in the market of writing about running and so long as I steer clear of treadmills I can usually knock up a paragraph or so on the trials and tribulations of the activity but...

    Great North Swim 2009

    So the big day arrived, not quite the day that every girl dreams of, but as days go it was big enough to require the same sort of dietary preparations. 6 weeks of off and on Stella abstinence brought me to a point where I was prepared to at least...